IT IS YOUR ACTUAL FUCKING BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU GERIATRIC-ASS CURMUDGEON
FAIT LES BISES,
A SPECIAL LADY
+ EVERYONE WHO CONTRIBUTED TO THIS HORRIBLE/ACTUALLY TERRIFIC WEBSITE
♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡🐌
OLLLLLLDDDDD
(HEY PS please don't tell nickd about this; it's like a terrible internet surprise party for him)